December 13th
Kylie: Watching "He's Just Not That Into You."
Jessie: Good one. I'd take Ben Affleck every day of the week.
Kylie: For real. But he loves Jennifer Garner for real. But I do NOT like Scarlett. AT ALL.
Jessie: She is ruining everyone's lives. Including Ryan's probably. Ryan should have been dating Rachel McAdams. They're both Canadian.
Kylie: They would be the most attractive couple of all time.
...about 8 hours later...
What? That's right. Called it.
Kylie and I have been plotting to break Ryan and Scarlett up for quite some time now. A direct quote actually:
"I am willing to destroy their marriage." - Kylie
This just goes to show that anything can happen if you wish it hard enough.
This also goes to show that Kylie and I need to stop calling celebrities by their first names. And that maybe we should sort out our priorities.
4 comments:
hha we are too much alike.
HAHA! that's crazy. i don't like scarlett johansson either. bleh.
oh, this happens to me all the time. i've been planning zac and vanessas break up for years.
hahaha. i hated that woman. the day the split was the happiest day of my life.
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