"you're looking at the master of leaving parties early. the key is you want to make a strong impression, so you need to have a picture taken. you want to say some peculiar non-sequitur that people remember. you want to note something unique, a talking point, for later. i don't mean to brag but... new year's eve? i was home by nine."
i was sort of a college failure yesterday. as i mentioned, my brain didn't really work. i tried to write a paper during a class break, but i just couldn't. so i watched 30 rock on my laptop in the library instead.
the beginning killed me. it was another one of those things that really is too funny to watch in a quiet library.