sleepytime notes

these are my notes today. i wrote it all in my sleep. can you tell?

i can only imagine how hilarious i looked as i tried so hard to stay awake.

the kid next to me must think i'm a FOOL. i sort of hope he filmed me.

curse you, museum of art lighting. staying conscious is no easy task.

reasons why i wanted to be hallie parker in 1998

blue nails

side bangs

"get real"

bad-a poker skillz

she goes to the coolest summer camp of all time

cool camera that she could use to spy on people

house with swimming pool and awesome dog

rides horses

looks cool while camping

not afraid of picking up lizards

the way she wore her sunglasses on her head

the leo dicaprio picture

she was just the definition of "sooo coool" to me

hallie-wannabe-for-life

brain-dead today

you know that awkward moment when your professor (aka the smartest man in the world) asks you what your favorite book is, and all of a sudden your mind goes blank and you can't think of a single title, let alone if you actually know how to read or not?

and then 5 minutes later you are able to think of at least 20 great books you have read that all would have been great answers?

hashtags that would be appropriate in this scenario: foreheadslap, starstruck, dumbdumbgeorgemichael

love buddies, and my lack thereof.

"...she is an unmarried woman of [nineteen], and as such should expect little more than a crust of bread washed down with a cup of loneliness." -pride and prejudice and zombies

maybe it's just my current relationship status talking, but does it seem like everyone has a love buddy or what!? all the people are getting engaged. all the people are getting married. even all the freshmen are holding hands already. relationships. relationships everywhere.

i'm happy for all you in domestic partnerships, i am. and i am definitely not trying to get married right now. it's just sorta lame when the boy i would hold hands with lives 1,000,000 miles away in central america and i have the empty-mailbox-blues.

the rat tail

i have these hairs. they don't grow and they don't reach to fit in any up-do. 

so they just fly around back there...

this is all i have been able to come up with. 

let me introduce you to the rat tail.

sometimes known as my jedi braid.

it's classy, no?

painting shirt

we're painting our playroom today.

this is my painting shirt:

let me tell you, there are a lot more embarrassing orchestra shirts where this came from.

instax mishap

oops.

well, the in-n-out was good, even if the instax wasn't.

it still looks kind of cool in its own way, though, doesn't it?

so embarrassing.

why are we always up late?

oh, i don't know. we might be doing something like this...

we luhh brock. there's no stopping it.

hello, my name is bed head

some days

i just know that stacie and clinton would be very disappointed if they saw me.

but i sort of love those days.

bed head and slippers for the win.

nerd

you know you're a nerd if you get super stressed when you find out your planner is missing. like very stressed.

also, while you are searching in a frenzy for this planner, you are wearing the t-shirt you got from the smithsonian when you were 8.

big nerd alert.

i found the planner by the way. my life is in order once more.

and i love the smithsonian shirt. it has served me well for over 10 years. ha.

it's a day worth documenting

a stranger asked if he could sit by me in class.

he said he liked my keds.

i said liked his mustache.

i was walking up the stairs in my building as someone was falling down them.

"uh.. are you ok? ok good, see ya.."

a girl came up to me and, in all seriousness, said,

"hey, can i borrow your phone for a sec? i just dropped mine in the toilet."

i laughed a lot. but not out loud.

i kicked a bird.

rather, it flew out of a bush and into my foot as i was walking by.

it scared the ish out of me.

oh, and i finished my homework before midnight.

my new abode

hey, check out my new mattress

"barf bag slept here..."

all you morning people, i admire you.

12:30 am - ok i need to leave for work at 9:00 tomorrow and i should probably take a shower.

12:39 am - i'm too tired to shower tonight, i'll do it in the morning.

12:54 am - why does it take me so long to get in bed?

7:15 am alarm - oh heck no.

7:20 am snooze alarm - ok, do i really need to shower this early?

7:47 am - i am glad i'm not at the first day of high school right now. graduation day was a beautiful thing.

7:51 am - ok, i'll get up at 8 and shower.

8:02 am - i'll get up at 8:15

8:30 am - well, it's too late for a shower now.. i didn't even need one that bad.

8:44 am - i think i'll put on this grey shirt and do my hair in a braid. why didn't i just get up and shower?

via kylie's pinterest

fetus face might become my permanent face one day...

celebrity is as celebrity does

I was on the front page of the daily herald today.

just descending the stairs at the broadcasting building.

yes, i'm making a weird face. i had a brownie in my mouth. how embarrassing.

and i had my glasses on because i can't see when studio lights are in my face.

and the video playing on the third tv screen is my b-roll i fetched from my archive for the dedication. woo.

laryngitis

I made this video in honor of the Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros concert I'm going to tonight.

Actually, I totally forgot about it and found it on my iPod last week. I was deathly sick with absolutely no voice for like 3 days back in March. And me trying to sing this Edward Sharpe song was just too funny not to record.

sick. from Jessie on Vimeo.

Well, that was embarrassing. But mostly funny. Singing that took all of my energy, I remember.

And I really am going to their concert tonight! Wahoo!

brown

one of these kids is a lifeguard.

the other works in a computer lab.

guess which one is which.

the worst, really

i say a lot of things are "the worst."

for example

"calculus was the worst."

"waking up when it's still dark outside is the worst."

"rose's fiance on titanic is the worst."

but guess what. getting your wisdom teeth out really is THE WORST.

especially if you can't take your pain medication because you just throw it up.

and especially if your face gets swollen.

and especially if you feel like you're going to starve to death.

hhhh.

the worst.

oh well.

i have lots of nice friends who are checking up on me. thanks guys.

and i have a laptop for watching movies and alias season 4.

and it's johnny depp's birthday.

please bless that i feel better tomorrow.

jack

sometimes he picks really weird spots to get comfortable.

what big teeth you have

after that ordeal of taking pictures yesterday,

we did end up with a handful of decent ones.

this is probably the one i'll use.

the better to eat you with my dear...

failure.

i got some fake senior pictures today.

just so i have something to send out for a gradjeeation announcement.

these ones are my favorite.

it's hard for me to be serious in front of a camera for a long time.