my first tweet from a celebrity

was an imaginary account but did i still pee my pants? yes.

celebrity men = cookies

remember THIS?

my mom sent me this a few weeks later:

she knows exactly how much i love pumpkin chocolate chip cookies.

this is all i care about today

...

bf is my bf

...

sweet tender mercies

i'm feeling way behind in school right now. after my busy weekend especially. and here i am blogging instead of writing the 2000 words that are due tomorrow!

amidst all the chaos (and sometimes crappy-ness) that has been this month of march, a few tender mercies stuck out to me today:

i got my film history midterm back today and i NAILED it.
i ran into the whole men's rugby team.
i'm getting sick, but i found a whole bottle of ibuprofen in my backpack today to remedy it.
my professor's wife is having a baby so class is cancelled on thursday.
i got an email from the italy rome mission saying that i get to wear my sandals and my boots. YAAAY YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM!
even though i have a big paper due tomorrow that i haven't started, it's a paper about "who framed roger rabbit" because my major is the shiz.
my bff kelyn sends me paul rudd gifs daily.

k now i gotta WRITE. peace.

if i was a tumblr-er...

.... my page might be called "guys on couches"

or just a straight up ben affleck tumblr.

this is 20, pt 2

when i got back to the white house last night, 

my roommates had this awesome scavenger hunt waiting for me. 

they got me ice cream, donuts, and cookies n cream milk 

(because that is obviously the way to my heart),

then the scavenger hunt ended with the grand finale.

this is what i see on the ceiling above my bed now:

and the captions might be the best part. 

they're all so great, but some of my favorites:

john says: "i'm gonna be real blunt here, jess. i'd dump that british chick in a heartbeat for you."

ryan says: "hey girl. you know all those memes were for you."

brandon says: "let me be your slick chrome american prince."

coach taylor says: "you clear my eyes and fill my heart."

rdj says: "you are my arc reactor."

happy birthday to me. thank you, roomiezzzz.

golden globes

you all probably could have guessed i'm cray cray cray about awards shows.

happy about it all right now.

also, i'm cray cray cray about these couples.

it's christmas eve!

my first and last one direction post (probably)

last night, my sister jamie, my mom and i played "snog, date, dump, marry, brother" with the 1D boys,

 and i said i would marry niall.

jamie wasn't quite ok with me saying that, and assured me that niall was all hers and i better keep my distance.

she may have a fit, but i just want to immortalize this moment:

i have it written in digital ink. "jamie wants to share niall with me."

looks like he isn't all yours anymore, james!

mwahaha.

she meant to just share this photo with me.

and i may or may not have spit some water out when i saw it.

uh oh.

for the record, i would snog harry, date liam, dump louis, marry niall, and want zayn as my brother. let it be known.

top 5 today

i don't talk about celebrity crushes often enough on here, do i? (HAHAHA).
whatever. these are my top 5 today*:

5. paul rudd



















4. brett mckenzie

3. brandon flowers















2. ben affleck

1. john krasinski

i'm thinking about john krasinski because i accidentally watched this and this on youtube today. ahhhhh he is something.

that's all. who are your top 5 today?

*because these top 5 change almost daily

edit: i would also like to add michael fassbender to that list somewhere. we'll make it top 6. kthanks.

loving him is red

him being zach gilford. aka matt saracen.

i have been listening to RED all day. because taylor swift is wonderful.
as i was listening to "red" while at work, my mind couldn't help but wander to her "ours" music video, which features the one and only matt saracen (and which i watch almost weekly).

though my days of friday night lights marathons are over, i'm not over him yet.

(i really like state of grace and stay stay stay and i knew you were trouble. but they are all SO GOOD).

this is the cutest thing you will see all weekend

11-year-old ryan performing at a primary talent show.
oh, that face. so cute.
i would have liked to see the reactions of all the 11-year-old girls at that talent show...

because it's october now

i saw this halloween-ish jack black/will ferrell/jason segel disney ad recently and i fell in love with it.
i want to go to disneyland and ride the haunted mansion ride a few times now. that's all.
(this disney ad campaign is awesome.)

bf is my bf

can't wait for the new album to come out.

you know who else is my bf?

david beckham in a suit driving a speedboat.

that opening ceremony was awesome.

i'm so glad the olympics are finally here.

i will be watching all the sports every day.

3 things

#1

double feature is happening tonight. you better believe it.

#2

guys. friday night lights.

why did it take me this long to watch it?

matt saracen has stolen my heart.

i want to be tami taylor when i grow up.

coach. is. amazing.

i'm loving this so much right now.

#3

quote of the week:

jimmy fallon: so you're in the new movie, looper.

joseph gordon levitt: yes.

jimmy: so tell me, how do you play bruce willis?

joseph: like a boss!

my spidey senses are tingling...

...if you know what i mean.

hhhhh.

guy pearce. nashvilled. nbd.

when i grow up,

i kinda want to be that person that takes the peoplemag instagram photos on the red carpet at the cannes film festival.

what a sweet job. i wonder how i could swing that...

source.

i just finished the book...

...so i'm watching the movie tonight! woo!

dear rachel mcadams,

how do you always look so BEAUTIFUL?

and with any hairstyle. what the.

you're probably my #1 girl crush...

just sayin.

sister dates and dreams

i've gone on some good sister dates this week.

cupcake date with jamie. concert date with kylie.

also, i've been having a lot of dreams with celebrity appearances:

dreams where portia de rossi is trying to destroy my life.

dreams where i'm hanging out at the beach with justin bieber and captain america.

dreams where i'm supposed to go to a meeting with christian bale.

and last night's:

a dream that brandon flowers is trying to kidnap me.

i wonder what this could mean.

happy hunger games tonight!

also, i've already listened to the soundtrack and it's really good.

like really good.