my first and last one direction post (probably)

last night, my sister jamie, my mom and i played "snog, date, dump, marry, brother" with the 1D boys,

 and i said i would marry niall.

jamie wasn't quite ok with me saying that, and assured me that niall was all hers and i better keep my distance.

she may have a fit, but i just want to immortalize this moment:

i have it written in digital ink. "jamie wants to share niall with me."

looks like he isn't all yours anymore, james!

mwahaha.

she meant to just share this photo with me.

and i may or may not have spit some water out when i saw it.

uh oh.

for the record, i would snog harry, date liam, dump louis, marry niall, and want zayn as my brother. let it be known.

golf

it's 63 degrees outside. my brain is programmed to think i'm supposed to be golfing right now. that's how i've spent every spring day for the past 3 years. so it's a little weird that i'm studying for an exam and going to work in half an hour, and not at golf practice. hmm. it ain't right.

i named my driver bruce willis because it is really bad-a. i'm letting kirsten use him this season since i won't be able to give him much attention. sorry for leaving you, bruce willis. at least you get to go out and play. make mama proud.

we golf for fun

and we love it.

i meant to post this on friday

golf. from Jessie on Vimeo.

it's a recap of our golf season.

i'm going to miss my golf girls.

reasons #31, #32, and #33 why i need a job

31. because i have an expensive hobby called golfing

32. because apparently everyone has a job except for me

33. because i would like to be able to dress myself like this

source

oh... look at that

I'm famous.

A guy from the Daily Herald was taking pictures at my golf tournament on Thursday.

I'm making a weirdo face, but it was a great chip shot, I remember.

And I got the best score of my life that round! Sweet.

And guess what else. I qualified to play at state! This is the first time we've ever made it.

And guess what else... I got the Academic All State award. I'm psyched.

So now, if you google me, I really am the top result. Wahaha.

Brag, brag, brag. Ok, I'm done now.

proof.

i really do play golf. it's not all a facade.

yesterday i played in a tournament. it was windy. but i liked the course.

and my mom was there to document it.

oh, hi zachary levi. how did your picture get in here?

you golf too? i knew we were meant to be.

snow? oh how we love spring golf.

but really. i do like it.

golf tournament today: over.

and look what i got to show for it. sweet farmers tan/sunburn.

looks lame. feels so good after a long winter.

my brain is exploding a little bit.

Right now, I'm loving this knit hat. Too bad my sister just barely told me she had it a couple days ago. I could have been wearing it all winter! Ah well.

I saw my second grade teacher today and talked to her for a minute. Senora Huerta. She was one of my favorite teachers, and she seemed really impressed when I told her I passed the AP spanish test. The Emperor's New Groove came out the year I was in second grade. She let us watch it in class because we were learning about the incan empire. Elementary school is a pretty sweet deal.

It is impossible not to laugh while watching the "baby laughing while ripping paper" youtube video. Oh man. That was exactly what I needed today.

This week has been fweaking busy. And is just getting busier. Tomorrow I have a golf tournament. And the weather man says to expect snow. Woo. Golfing in the snow is not so great. Then immediately after my tournament I have to hurry and come home, shower, get cute, and go to the senior dinner dance. Oh, and I have to manage not to fail government too.

Whew. End of term is crazy. Wish me luck guys.

some passing thoughts i had today

michelle williams is my hair inspiration. i'm always girl crushin on her bangs.
and she looks super cute with a pixie cut too. lucky woman.

golf season is here. we have an interesting relationship, golf and i.

today, i really like it.

oh yeah, it's march now.

is there some kind of super food you can eat that will make your eyelashes grow?

just wondering.

i went and got my good grades donuts from krispy kreme last night, but they only give you the plain glazed ones. i've been craving craving craving the sour cream ones though.

sometimes i just have to talk about golf for a minute

I just got home from an 11 hour golf day.

It was region and I got my personal best. 112 on 18 holes. Got par twice. And I'm totally psyched.

Plus, I got to see "sudden death" between an Alta girl and a Brighton girl. That was intense.

Sam got nicknamed "Little Bear" after Jack Nicklaus by the Lone Peak coach. That was a big moment.

I chipped like a master.

Never touched my driver or my five iron.

I was 18 inches away from a hole in one on hole #6. I love my 3-wood.

Kiki and Cobair's dad looks remarkably like Albert Einstein.

I ate a whole foot long sub.

Oh, and my face? Boom, roasted. That means sunburned.

I felt good about golf today.

This is probably what I looked like when I was telling everyone to hold their applause after I parred hole #12.

Psyche. No one applauded me.

But, if there was a crowd, they would've.

i heard a funny pick-up line.

"I must have wandered into the great and spacious building, because you are exceedingly fine." Funny right?


Played an 18-hole tournament today. Ate a lot of gummy bears. Hit 170 yards with my 3-wood, multiple times (yay!). Almost got taken out by a falling branch. Smashed a bug on my own face. Chased my score card as the wind took it down the fairway on #14. Sank a sweet long putt. Audibly said "awww yeah" after the front 9 were over. Audibly yelled "I'm done" after the back 9 were over.


The Office is funny.

Andy: You need to set me up with Angela. I know she told you that she was looking and she's totally not responding to my moves.
Pam: What moves?
Andy: I have moonwalked past accounting like ten times.
Pam: I can't believe that's not working.

Michael: I have an enormous amount of trouble trying to get people to come to my place and I hate it. I can't tell you how much leftover guacamole I have ended up eating over the years. I don't even know why I make it in such great quantities.

Dwight: Attention! Attention! We only have a few weeks left and most of you are just as fat as the day we began.

Michael: I think you'll have fun because men from Scranton are handsome and they know how to show a woman a good time.
Dwight: Not that guy who murdered his mother, he was not so handsome. Uh, also Kevin.

Jim: I'd say one in six.
Pam: What?
Jim: I thought you asked me what our chances were of being murdered here tonight.

3 things:

Item #1- Happy March {finally}!
Even though February is the worst month of them all, here is the list of things that made me happy:

sleeping in, hugs, cake batter, venus fly traps, cabins, friends, my silky bed, Sondre Lerche, dried mangoes, drummers, phone calls with my pals, Nicole, speed skating, the olympics, chocolate chip cookies, flood-it, Shaun White, hashbrowns, "h yeah, beb", Cade, the olympics (again), turkey sandwiches, tetris, cereal, Kelly Clarkson, sleeping till 11:30 on a school day, Amy Smithson, & ripping my pants off

Item #2 - Today is Ron Weasley's birthday. Not Rupert, but Ronald. It's ok to have a mad crush on a fictional wizard, right? Item #3 - Golf starts today! Yay!

by the way, this might be the most awkward picture of me ever to grace this blog. enjoy.