Sunday, January 31, 2010



Saturday, January 30, 2010

It's pretty magical.

Dillon looks quite a bit like Daniel Radcliffe.
A lot of people wanted to get their picture taken with him at the Harry Potter 6 premiere. Good times.

Friday, January 29, 2010


Here are the celebrity twins for today:
Chandler looks just like Zac Efron.
Quote of the day:
"Girls.. are bad. Just kidding... But really, girls are bad."
That's what we learned in seminary today.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Doppelganger week.

Don't ask me what that word means.

My friend Michael put this as his Facebook status today:

"It's DOPPLEGANGER WEEK! during this week, change your profile picture to someone famous (actor / musician / athlete) you have been told you look like. So I've been told Prince Harry, what do you think?"

I think it's a pretty close resemblance.

I've been told I look exactly like Jenna Fischer, aka Pam Beesley, countless times. I somewhat agree.

I think people look like celebrities all the time. I might start putting my friends' pictures next to celebrities and post them on here soon...

I'm not a creeper.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

I have found the cure for obesity!

Ready for this...
move all of your food out of your kitchen and into your freezing garage.
That's what we did. But not because we wanted to.

Yesterday, I came home from school and my mom reported that our freezer was 50 degrees Fahrenheit that morning. That's warmer than it is outside. All of our food is now out in the garage fridge until we get a new one, or get it fixed.

Snacking is now a chore. I have to brave the cold and go outside to get a simple glass of milk or a string cheese. I guess this just proves even further the extent of my laziness. So, I haven't eaten much all day.

Thus, the cure for obesity is to break your fridge.

P. S. Word on the street is that a few people actually read this blog. I'm so excited to actually be writing to real people! Feel free to comment, so I feel popular. Also, to clear up the confusion, you can see if it is either me or Nicole who writes each post by looking at the bottom. This one is "Posted by Jessie." Not too bad.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Just some stuff

Today in biology, Van Dizz passed around a jar. I accidentally glimpsed it's contents, and my knees instantly gave out. Not to mention my heart rate increased by about 50 beats per minute. Oh yeah, and my arms went numb. I'm deathly afraid of octopi. So sue me.

Superhero girlfriends. Rachel, Mary Jane, Lois, Jean... I'd be Pepper Potts. I like her a lot. Plus, she's the love interest of Robert Downey,, Tony Stark, I mean. The life cycle of a tastebud is approximately 10 days. I think I burn my tongue every 11 days. I need to be more careful while eating.

Sometimes, I think my math teacher looks like the bad guy from Casino Royale: Le Chiffre. It doesn't make going to calculus any easier.

You know that girl that sneezes every 20 seconds and can't stop? I'm the coughing version this week. It bites.
This comic made me laugh, because I think many of us feel the same way most of the time:

It's kinda too small to read, but here's what it says:

Executioner: So, have you thought about asking anybody to the prom?
{next square}
Mom: I just asked a question, Jeremy. Don't act so tortured.
Jeremy: Is that it? Can I go now?
This poster hangs in my room. Look just to the left of John Lennon's head. There is a man in a brown blazer standing next to the black car. I really wonder who that guy is. Probably Lennon's assassin.

Quotes of the day:

"Wow. He is a fine piece of political work."

"She's taller than me. I'd have to ask her to wear negative high heels."

"Aren't you forgetting something? It comes in a brown paper bag and rhymes with 'my lunch.'"

Sunday, January 24, 2010

For your giggling pleasure...

Maybe I'm easily entertained, but I thought it was hilarious.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Knitting: how the cool kids spend their weekends.

Guess what I'm making...
You can call me Molly Weasley if you want.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

In the words of Michael Scott:

Michael: You know, what eats a large amount of the day are naps. You go to sleep it's light out, you wake up it's dark. That's the whole day. Where did that day go? I have no idea.

Well said, Michael. Well said. I think I have a legitimate excuse though. My trachea is exhausted from coughing, my voice has a metallic background (like a fork in the disposal), and I sneeze toxic chemicals periodically.

On the bright side, it was a beautiful day today. It'll probably snow like mad tomorrow though. Utah likes to tease us that way.

Monday, January 18, 2010

...the restricted section, and I came across something that was...rather odd....

I got a new cell phone. I love it. But it feels weird. I'm really attached to the old one. I had it for three years, after all. I'm pretty sure that if I killed people, I would make that old pink Razr into a horcrux.


Here's a list of what my horcruxes would most likely be:

1. The pink Razr
2. Jack
3. That silver necklace with the heart charm
4. My blue blankie
5. My original hard bound copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
6. The plaid keds I had as a young child
7. The red life jacket with the yellow buckles

There you have it. I probably will never have a reason to make a horcrux though.

Friday, January 15, 2010

They smell weird!

This movie scene has been cracking me up all week. Especially:

"They like to moon ya!"
"No, we don't."

If you want to chuckle a bit, click here and enjoy.

**it's my birthday

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

My boyfriend is coming to the U. S. today.

Robin Hood, Earl of Huntington, Lord of Locksley, that is.
Actually, the season 3 dvd comes out in America today. But he's still my boyfriend.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Complementary Colors.

I saw something similar to this on a T-shirt today. It cracked me up.
They are complementary colors. Get it?

This is a cute video. I like how they filmed it all in one location. A grocery store is a good place for romance.

So, I turn 17 this week.
The bad news: I won't be the same age as any Disney princesses anymore.
The good news: I won't be an underage wizard any longer. I might start apparating to school.

Fun Fact: today's date is a palindrome. 01/11/10.
This won't happen again until....
The 22nd of this month. Well, ok. But still cool.

Hooray for Mondays!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Here's my math test.

I got 61%. The last problem on this page is probably a good indication of why I got a D.It's ok though. Because you know who else didn't go to college?
Lebron James. Tracy McGrady.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

I didn't like today.

Mondays are way better than Tuesdays. Today was terrible. Terrible.
Too terrible to blog about. So I will just say the parts that weren't that bad:

Remember when Fred asked Angelina to the Yule Ball? That literally happened to me today. The student council dropped a spontaneous boys choice dance on us.

I made a new friend. On my way home from school, the UPS guy waved at me.

That's all.
Nothing could have made today worse.
I'm surprised I didn't see the Grim or something.

Monday, January 4, 2010

All the king's horses and all the king's men...

...took the king's credit and started to spend.

Bravo, Relient K. I love you.

Do you want to know what else I love? Mondays. Weird, I know. But Mondays usually end up being my best school day of the week.

A) I had a new shirt to wear to school.

B) Early out day. Woo.

C) I got a text that said "You look cute today Dwight." That was fun.

D) I transferred out of Mr. John "Creepster" Kurtz's class. Praise all things holy! Two more periods to go, then I'm free from that circus of a class.

E) My new history teacher is the most attractive teacher at the school. K, great!

F) I watched the so-called "biggest culinary event in history" after school. I love Bobby Flay. I'm glad he won. I like Alton and Ted, too.

G) Radio Show. It was a good one.

Maybe I'll celebrate this great day by watching a movie. Or Robin Hood. That sounds good. many Rs are in that word?

Facebook pet peeve #2:

This could be just a pet peeve in general; it's not really specific to Facebook. That is just where I find it is most apparent.

"heeeyyy girrrl!!! i havent seen youu in foreverrr!); we should like playy soon! cuz i luvv u! your so cutee!!!(:(:(:"

That just looks really unintelligent to me.

Problem #1: Way too many extra letters. Is this you speaking in sheep, or did you stutter?
Problem #2: Multiple emoticons. And i thought ":)" was a smiley face. not "(:(:(:(:"
Problem #3: "i havent seen you in forever!" I think that is adding one too many prepositions. Also, let's add correct punctuation. "I haven't seen you forever!" I think that is more acceptable.
Problem #4: Your vs. You're. Y-O-U-R means it belongs to you. Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means you are. Just ask Ross.

There you have it.

Friday, January 1, 2010

2009 was so boss.

-turned 16
-got drivers license
-met this kid
-Orchestra tour to St. George
-Started playing varsity golf

-Las Vegas for spring break
-won $500 in the UCCU film competition

-amazing chalk art on the driveway

-Fish Lake
-Harry Potter 6 premiere
-girls camp

-Shakespearean Festival
-started Junior Year
-Started doing radio shows on KPGR

-back to Shakespeare for the fall season
-rad Halloween
-road trip to St. George to see the 5 browns
-Grandpa turned 80
-Christmas was awesome

Also, I went to 6 school dances in 2009.
(I apologize for not having a picture from Sadies)

Sweethearts with Sam

Sweater Swing with Cade

Prom with Zach

Homecoming with Nate
{Sadies with Cameron}

Preference with Brock
2009 was good to me.
2010 will be even better!