Listen Moto Moto. You better treat this lady like a queen because you my friend, you found yourself the perfect woman. If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect woman I would give her flowers everyday and not just any flowers, okay? Her favorites are orchids, white, and breakfast in bed... six loaves of wheat toast with butter on both sides, no crust. The way she likes it. I'd be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend and I'd spend everyday trying to think of how to make her laugh. She has the most, most amazing laugh. Well that's what I would do if were you.
So, Adele all of a sudden got really popular. I liked her years ago! I know, everyone claims ownership over certain bands. She's kind of mine. (also, Vampire Weekend! i was listening to them like 5 years ago.) Anyway. So Adele is awesome. I heard this one on the radio today.
Pinatas. Were you one of the kids that went crazy when the pinata burst open and immediately dove to get all the good candy? Or were you one of the kids who just hung back and picked up the left over candy several minutes later? We had a pinata on cinco de mayo, and i realized that i've always been the latter. Tootsie rolls aren't worth getting hurt over. And if you wait long enough, one of the aggressive kids will feel bad for you and give you some of their candy. It's true.