We took a day trip to Logan, to watch operas, because we like to be full of culture and class.
We went to the oldest and smelliest book store ever.
"Seduction at Christmas" and "Ravished by a Highlander."
Do you know what else I like? I like when songs say the age that you are:
"If I was seventeen I could find it in between the cushions of somebody's couch."
"Tell me 'bout the days when you were seventeen."
"When I was seventeen, I had wrists like steel."