time for april's happy list, ya?

lunch, getting par, watching a movie i have never seen before, Sherlock Holmes, palm trees, brightly colored tile backsplashes, in-n-out, trivia, laughing till i cry at a Snape impression, boys that are cute with small children, the rockstar diaries, golf buddies, found a dress, seminary, twist cones, Riley from National Treasure, watching movies on my iPod in my bed, NOT the calculus marathon, flower headband, feeling the spirit, driving the camry, blossoms on the trees, when there is mist on the rolling hills and i feel like i live in Ireland for a minute, I'm done taking antibiotics!, throwing stale crackers at ducks, saying "it's tee time chaps" in an english accent before a tournament, my history teacher whaat?, watching The Incredibles in spanish, crack on the radio pizza

this month was rough.
but looking back on my list... not bad at all.
everyone should make happy lists.

fishaphobic.

SCUBA is the coolest acronym.

Sometimes I say Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus just because it's fun.

Someone in my family (it wasn't me) took this picture while snorkeling in Hawaii this past summer.

I tried snorkeling the first day we were there.

I didn't like it.

It was the only time I have ever cried because I was scared.

I love the ocean. So much.

But I really, really hate what lives in it.

Long story short, I'll never ever go scuba diving in my lifetime.

Even though it's the best acronym.

I'm only going to bug you one more time.

There is one day left to rate my video.

Please give it five stars. Right now. Even if you've already done it.

Please. Click here and rate. It only takes a second.

Thanks!

pirates

I know how the writers of this movie came up with the plot.

Helaman 13: 19

i heard a funny pick-up line.

"I must have wandered into the great and spacious building, because you are exceedingly fine." Funny right?


Played an 18-hole tournament today. Ate a lot of gummy bears. Hit 170 yards with my 3-wood, multiple times (yay!). Almost got taken out by a falling branch. Smashed a bug on my own face. Chased my score card as the wind took it down the fairway on #14. Sank a sweet long putt. Audibly said "awww yeah" after the front 9 were over. Audibly yelled "I'm done" after the back 9 were over.


The Office is funny.

Andy: You need to set me up with Angela. I know she told you that she was looking and she's totally not responding to my moves.
Pam: What moves?
Andy: I have moonwalked past accounting like ten times.
Pam: I can't believe that's not working.

Michael: I have an enormous amount of trouble trying to get people to come to my place and I hate it. I can't tell you how much leftover guacamole I have ended up eating over the years. I don't even know why I make it in such great quantities.

Dwight: Attention! Attention! We only have a few weeks left and most of you are just as fat as the day we began.

Michael: I think you'll have fun because men from Scranton are handsome and they know how to show a woman a good time.
Dwight: Not that guy who murdered his mother, he was not so handsome. Uh, also Kevin.

Jim: I'd say one in six.
Pam: What?
Jim: I thought you asked me what our chances were of being murdered here tonight.

this is real. this is me.

I pace when I brush my teeth and talk on the phone.

Celebrities are my guilty pleasure. I read about them all the time on MSN's Wonderwall and People.com.

I really like how birds look sitting on telephone lines.

Sometimes I speak without thinking and my sarcasm causes offense. I'm sorry.

I'm deathly afraid of aquatic life.

I think Taylor Swift may have stolen some of her lyrics from me.

I'm super ticklish.

I do not like to be late.

Now you know.

good movie

Watson: You've been in this room for two weeks, I insist you get out.
Holmes: There is nothing of interest to me, out there, on earth, at all.
Watson: ...So you're free this evening?
Holmes: Absolutely.
Watson: Dinner?
Holmes: Wonderful.
Watson: The Royale?
Holmes: My favorite.
Watson: ...Mary's coming.
Holmes: ...Not available.
Watson: You're meeting her, Holmes!
Holmes: Have you proposed yet?
Watson: I haven't found the right ring.
Holmes: Then it's not official.
Watson: It's happening, whether you like it or not. 8:30. The Royale. Wear a jacket.
Holmes: You wear a jacket.

Lumos

That was a really fun day.

7 more months till the next one...

I need to take about 600 deep breaths and tell myself to keep my cool.

I don't really know what to blog about today.

Maybe I could tell about how I told a random scary guy from my history class that he was in my dream. He took it surprisingly well.

Or maybe about how broth, legume, and hearth are weird words that I don't like to say.

Or about how much homework I have and how bad I already have senioritis.

Or about how awesome my friends are.

Or about how you can still be voting for my video every day. And I hope people are.

Or about how my big sister is moving home and I will finally be able to quote movies again without people thinking I'm crazy.

Or about how I found a cool picture of RDJ.

Or about how it's finally the weekend. Hooray.

i met a girl named cobair

I picked really heavy hobbies for someone my size.

You trying getting a cello or a bag of golf clubs on and off a school bus. Not so graceful.

In other news,

here's what I've learned from my history text book this chapter:

soldiers are pretty good at hooking up with ladies.

today carrie and i talked about how our lives are one big awkward moment.

Being in orchestra is awkward. Festival is awkward. I feel awkward writing about the things that happened today. Like wearing socks with my flats and being asked if I was "that girl that always sits alone."

Carrie, I enjoy you.

This post was awkward.

I try to be like Grace Kelly

I might be addicted to tetris.

I love clear umbrellas and when kitties lick their faces for 5 minutes after they eat.

I also love big green trees and the smell of coffee.

The other night I had a dream that Heath Ledger was alive and that he played for the Phoenix Suns.

{thinking}: I love Jessie. I'm so lucky to have her as my girlfriend.

Jameson, if I got you sick, I'm so so sorry. I will buy you a shake and a fake tattoo.

Vampire Weekend made a really cool video to "Giving up the Gun." Not just because Jake Gyllenhaal and Joe Jonas are in it.

I like Mika. The singer. Is that weird?

i save weird quotes that i hear in my phone

and they will probably sit there forever. so i'll just share them here:

"If I par this, I'm buying a pony. We'll keep it in that corral and pet it when we're sad."

"He has a babe-a-licious voice that i just want to rub all over my body."

"Remember that one time he winked at me at the basketball game? It made me sweat."

"Where the heck are all my golf balls? Oh yeah, they're all in the hazards at River Oaks!"

"Dude, look at my neckmeat."

"The female charms the male with a wiggle and a seductive scent."

"I got it from karatedepot.com."

"She's at home. Pregnant again.."

"You used to LOVE ketchup!...So much that it disgusted me when we were children."

"Every thing would be good deep-fried."
"Nuh-uh. Not poop."

will

let me say that having a fever for 4 days straight is awful.
i feel like i might die.
if i do die:
kylie, you can have half of my clothes and my harry potter books
kirsten, you can have the other half of my clothes and my life-size johnny depp
jamie and kaity, you can take turns sleeping in my bed
eryn, you can have my sherlock holmes poster, as you requested
nicole, you can have my monster, my happy quilt, and my pancreas

maybe we should talk about what else is dead or dying in my life, besides my lungs:
my betta fish
fred weasley
my venus fly trap
heath ledger
and my hopes of passing an AP test this year


i just want to get better...

videuh.

Iris and Light made another cool wedding video.

Watch it here.

I love the song,

the editing is really good,

her dress is super cute,

and ferris wheels are simply awesome.

"hahaha you're joking!"

This is when someone told the Jonas Brothers they aren't that cool anymore.

but really. they passed their prime.

bummer.

you guys.

i might have bronchitis.

that's a sickness, not a dinosaur.

this blows bigtime.

i got the boot.

Darn you, University Police.

pessimism.

I'm sick.
I've narrowed it down to pneumonia or lung cancer.
Maybe just a cold.
Let's put it this way:
If this was the 18th century, I'd be done for.

Oh, but I found the perfect dress:

Guess what.

It was sold out!

I would scream but my throat hurts too bad.

*sorry for the negativity of this post.

i wanted this one

good:

it's purple

it's modest all by itself

hello, flower detail on the shoulder

bad:

not very prom-ish

it has weird hips. look at it. it has a random sash there. bummer.

perfect dress,

where are you?

love this show.

Co-managing is a give and take. You have to pick your battles. One of the battles that I picked was to stop Michael from running plastic tubes all over the office and placing hamsters inside of them. He was going to call it Tube City. So, yes, I do owe him one.

this girl should stay in a bed. and eat 2 ...apricots.

eating like a man stops today.



if i wasn't afraid of spending money, i'd blow it all at h&m, urban outfitters, and aldo.


i'm doing terribly on my new year's resolutions.


i have a lot to do. it'll be hard not to fail most of my classes this term.


sherlock holmes.


i'd love to have cute red hair like her.


oh, and i'm living on the east coast when i grow up.

speaking of spring break...

...I went here:

decided to take up glass blowing here:

smelled flowers here:smelled secondhand smoke here: studied for the ACT here:

had sudden urges to dance here:

and it was all good fun.

I hate the ACT, and the ACT hates me.

really.

Also, I have a boat load of tasks to accomplish today.
I love it when my Saturday turns into a homework day.


I guess this is spring break coming to a close, my friends.

you know what's coming when it's dark out and the doorbell rings twice

well, today was unique.

• i started getting halfway dressed the night before so i can sleep longer.
  

• "heartbreaker" by taio cruz came on the radio 4 times today while i was driving.
• i ate all my meals while driving today.

• i felt incredibly awkward during biology.
• i got silly putty stuck in ryan's wristband.
• a random guy gave me a thumbs up on my way home from school.
• people have been voting for my video!
• i parred hole #3. aww yeah.
• a british guy told me i looked very mature.

• i got a frozen yogurt.
• i am having trouble formatting this blog post. obviously.

good work today guys.

beg.

I made a video for the UCCU short film competition.

Pleeeeaaaase go give it 5 stars.

It's called "Sketch it Out."

You can vote over and over,

so please, vote for it over and over.

click here to rate it!

You can rate it April 1st - April 30th.

Thanks much