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In ninth grade, I was a wee bit obsessed with those pass-along emails.

"Forward this to everyone you know and you will be kissed by your crush within 24 hours!"

I have since moved on. As I was purging my inbox of such emails, I came across one that was actually kind of funny. So, I did it.

Put your iPod on shuffle and answer each question with the title of the song that comes up.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? son of man

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? how far we've come

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? don't charge me for the crime

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? failure by design

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? journey to the past

WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT? lovely ladies

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? does your mother know?

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? interrogation

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? stay beautiful

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? the damage in your heart

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? if you believe

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? clarity

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? another story

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? with or without you

some of these turned out pretty funny.