CHARLIE: Happy birthday, Bella! You're 18 now, old enough to make adult decisions and choose your own path! BELLA: Eh, I think I'll just keep doing whatever Edward wants. CHARLIE: If I had any actual relevance in your life I'd be concerned. Anyway, here's a camera. Use it to take pictures of your friends. BELLA: When you say "friends," do you mean "friend," and do you specifically mean Edward? CHARLIE: Who else would I mean? The classmates you've been ignoring since you first laid eyes on Whitey von Pastyface?
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