When you drive with your emergency brake on, it sounds and feels like you have a flat tire. Don't let it fool you.
I'm really good at eating with chopsticks. Hidden talent.
The best smell in the whole world is Johnson&Johnson Baby Shampoo, hands down.
On my next radio show, I'm going to start out by giving everyone their "daily drought reminder..." Because sometimes I feel like that girl.
Also, I think I'll say, "Uh, Cinderella? If you're listening... your prince wants to rendezvous with you after the pep rally."
I hate public bathrooms.