Superhero girlfriends. Rachel, Mary Jane, Lois, Jean... I'd be Pepper Potts. I like her a lot. Plus, she's the love interest of Robert Downey, Jr....er, Tony Stark, I mean. The life cycle of a tastebud is approximately 10 days. I think I burn my tongue every 11 days. I need to be more careful while eating.
Sometimes, I think my math teacher looks like the bad guy from Casino Royale: Le Chiffre. It doesn't make going to calculus any easier.
You know that girl that sneezes every 20 seconds and can't stop? I'm the coughing version this week. It bites.
This comic made me laugh, because I think many of us feel the same way most of the time:
Executioner: So, have you thought about asking anybody to the prom?
Mom: I just asked a question, Jeremy. Don't act so tortured.
Jeremy: Is that it? Can I go now?
This poster hangs in my room. Look just to the left of John Lennon's head. There is a man in a brown blazer standing next to the black car. I really wonder who that guy is. Probably Lennon's assassin.
Quotes of the day:
"Wow. He is a fine piece of political work."
"She's taller than me. I'd have to ask her to wear negative high heels."
"Aren't you forgetting something? It comes in a brown paper bag and rhymes with 'my lunch.'"