John Smith became a fan of booking it up the stairs after turning off the lights, i'm so tired but i want to stay up and talk to you :), i hate one word texts, finding money in your pocket, saying 'oh i get it' just so your teacher will go away, i'm not flirting, it's called being nice, trying to balance the light switch between on and off, saving texts that make me smile, how my best friend and i can say one word and crack up, and saying 'what' and then realizing 2 seconds later what they said.
Ok, is this really necessary? It would be easier to advertise things you are NOT a fan of.