a stranger asked if he could sit by me in class.
he said he liked my keds.
i said liked his mustache.
i was walking up the stairs in my building as someone was falling down them.
"uh.. are you ok? ok good, see ya.."
a girl came up to me and, in all seriousness, said,
"hey, can i borrow your phone for a sec? i just dropped mine in the toilet."
i laughed a lot. but not out loud.
i kicked a bird.
rather, it flew out of a bush and into my foot as i was walking by.
it scared the ish out of me.
oh, and i finished my homework before midnight.