today kylie sent me a text that said this:
Guess who I saw today? Michael Vartan, Rashida, the Arnetts, Bradley Cooper, Andrew Samberg, and Claire Danes.
that's when I almost threw up out of jealousy.
noooooooooo. are you serious!? you are the luckiest person ever.
then i sat there beating myself up for not going with her to the sundance film festival.
several minutes later...
No, I'm not serious. just wanted a reaction.
That might have been the meanest joke she has ever played on me.