Putting on your boots and then seeing a spider crawl out of one of them and up your leg.
Opening the bottle of conditioner and having it squirt into your mouth. (why why why was my mouth open anyway!?)
Tripping up the stairs. Like 3 times in one day.
Shaving a whole leg, only to notice that the little plastic cover thing was still on the razor. And having to shave again.
Pinching your finger in the hair dryer (yeah.. you read that right.)
No, all these things did not happen to me in the past two days...