i've been off twitter during the olympics, because i don't want to know the outcome of any events until i watch them in person. but here is what i would have tweeted so far:
- my thoughts are now being narrated in dan hicks' voice.
- dreamed about michael phelps last night. and the night before.
- i think my best shot at qualifying for Rio 2016 is rowing. i can be that short girl at the end of the boat who doesn't have to row.
- will and kate are LITERALLY the coolest people ever.
- can't believe 'douglas' is an anagram for 'usa gold.' mindblown.
- did you see sam kiss the vault? wish i was that vault. i will marry sam mikulak AND jake dalton.