you survive to cook another day

All of a sudden I am addicted to Food Network.

Why?

I really can't say.

A) I'm a terrible cook

B) Two of the most obnoxious people in existance dominate the channel {see images below}

C) It makes me hungry, which is a problem within a problem {see A}the chairman on "Next Iron Chef"

Is he really a ninja?
Alton Brown...
Can you say Syndrome?

Oh well, maybe I will be able to pick up a thing or two after watching
Chopped and Next Iron Chef.
But, probably not.